Chuck Schumer Panties

Let’s get one thing straight: these aren’t just panties. These are Chuck Schumer Panties, and they’re here to filibuster your whole top drawer. Covered in a repeat pattern of Chuck’s charmingly concerned face and splashed in bold pink, yellow, and teal, this women’s underwear turns political satire into pure fashion chaos.
Soft, stretchy, and surprisingly flattering, they’re perfect for long days in the House... or just lounging on the couch watching CSPAN ironically. Great as a gag gift, conversation starter, or secret rebellion under your business casual.
With a comfy black waistband and vivid color blocking, these undies are for anyone who loves politics, power moves, and making people do a double take. Wear them for the laughs, keep them for the comfort. Chuck would be proud. Probably.