Cupid Slayer Pillow

🎯 Cupid Slayer Pillow – 16" x 16" & 18" x 18" | Anti-Romance Defense System
 
Tired of Cupid’s unsolicited arrows? Say no more! The Cupid Slayer Pillow is here to swat love away in style while keeping you comfy. Featuring a bold and hilarious design of Cupid caught in the sights of a fly swatter, this pillow is perfect for the proudly single, the heartbreak survivors, or anyone who believes love is just a well-marketed scam.
Made with 100% polyester canvas and stuffed with 100% polyester filling, this pillow is as durable as your commitment to staying drama-free. Whether you’re lounging, napping, or simply declaring your independence from relationships, the Cupid Slayer Pillow is the ultimate anti-love statement piece.
🔥 Features:
✔ Available in 16" x 16" & 18" x 18" – the perfect fit for beds, couches, and cozy corners
✔ Soft yet durable 100% polyester canvas cover – built to last, just like your single era
✔ Plush polyester filling – because self-love deserves comfort
✔ Unique, eye-catching design – guaranteed to make people laugh (or think twice about Valentine’s Day)
✔ Great conversation starter & anti-Valentine’s gift – because who needs love when you have great taste in pillows?
Cupid had a good run, but it’s over now. Get the Cupid Slayer Pillow and enjoy the single life in comfort and style. 🏹💥