Elon Musk Boxer Briefs
Put your payload in something truly visionary with these Elon Musk Boxer Briefs — the only underwear bold enough to launch your assets into orbit. Whether you're tweeting from the toilet, day trading Dogecoin, or trying to impress your date with niche rocket facts, these boxers deliver comfort with a side of chaos.
Made from 92% polyester and 8% spandex for durability and quick-drying, they’re engineered to keep up with even your most intense entrepreneurial endeavors. The soft, elastic waistband ensures all-day comfort — whether you're in a boardroom or a boredom spiral.
Printed with a repeating cartoon of the man, the myth, the meme himself, these briefs are perfect for fans, fanatics, or anyone who appreciates luxury space-age nonsense right next to their most precious cargo.