J.D. Vance Boxer Briefs
Wrap your junk in judgment with these politically charged and unapologetically absurd J.D. Vance Boxer Briefs. Whether you're heading to the Senate floor or just the couch, these boxers will have your ballot box fully supported.
Made from 92% polyester and 8% spandex for durability and quick-drying, they're built for long debates, heated arguments, or just sweating through Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws. The elastic, soft waistband provides all-day comfort, even when you're flip-flopping on policy positions.
Covered in repeating cartoon heads of J.D. Vance, these are the briefs that scream, "I have opinions… and also excellent taste in novelty underwear." Wear them loud. Wear them proud. Or wear them to confuse your libertarian uncle.